Wednesday, 25 February 2009

I need cash to get home!

Dear Mr Straw,

My name is Lobbydog and I am a British journalist stranded in Europe.

I was walking around Austria when my wallet was stolen and so I have not been able to access my bank.

Please can you rescue me by sending £2billion as quickly as possible - cash rather than shares in any banks would be preferred.

See you in the morning lobbydoggies...
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4 comments:

  1. The Filthy Engineer25 February 2009 at 21:04

    Dear Mr Lobbydog,

    Due to the freedom of information act this would mean that my bank account details would be available.

    respectfully then I ask you to piss off

    Yours faithfully

    J. Straw

    Member of the most honourable order of Hypocrites

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  2. Oldrightie25 February 2009 at 22:20

    Is that the £2 billion Gordo keeps in his trouser pocket for sweeties for the kiddies?

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  3. subrosa25 February 2009 at 23:49

    Back from strudel-land then LD? Lucky man that you are to afford a European holiday. It may well be your last for a few years at this rate.

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  4. Andy26 February 2009 at 00:20

    I think JS is in Nottm tomorrow opening our Speakers' Corner. Might be worth popping down with my camera.

    I might even take minutes...

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