
I became suspicious when an extra H found its way into a sentence where it wasn’t welcome.
Troops had apparently been hit by a determined “hambush”, said the Defence Secretary.
Moments after it became clear that the H had been borrowed from a later comment, when Ainsworth explained he was getting troops more “elicopters” as soon as possible.
This Bob Ainsworth did he used to be headmaster at Grange Hill.
ReplyDelete@anon He does bear a stricking resemblence to Mr McClusky, but also Hitler, if you squint your eyes a bit.
ReplyDeletePerhaps the 'hambush' has some connection to the 'porkies' he's been telling about the army having all the equipment they need...
ReplyDelete"Defence Secretary sounds like dodgy sergeant major"
ReplyDelete(H) ainsworth as Bilco? Perfect!