Roll up, roll up!

They say you can put anything on eBay and there will be someone out there to buy it.

You certainly find some odd stuff. Take this item – a signed picture of Keith Vaz.

Hurry people, there are only two days left to bid and the offers are pouring in (that is if by ‘pouring in’ you mean there are none).

The price is currently 99p, but then you would also have to pay £1.01 for postage.