You're a shambles...

Predictably there's been a whole bunch of these short films made since Alan Sugar was appointed to his new Government role.

Actually scratch that, it's a role 'with the Government' not a Government role.

Anyway, this one dealt with a couple of issues rather than just being a slagging fest – it's worth it just for the shot at the end of Brown leaving the boardroom.

Lord Sugar's verdict on future PM

"I have noted with disgust the comments of a certain Mr Gordon Brown who has accused me of doing well out of the recession...

...I do not know who Mr Gordon Brown is...Whoever he is, he has not done his home work properly."

Alan Sugar (now Lord Sugar thanks to Mr Brown) in a letter to The Times, March 19 1992.