Unseen affects

The Department of Health is launching a campaign to warn drinkers of the “unseen” affects of long term boozing today.

Having checked out the website most of the consequences are ones we all know about.

But I was surprised, and not a little perturbed, to read that long term drinking can make your, er, ‘thingy’ smaller.

Really. The NHS says it, so it must be true.

No doubt some of you would, however, be interested in seeing the evidence, if you still can.