Monday, 8 June 2009

Here y'go Vern...

Vernon Coaker is getting shunted across from the Home Office to the Department for Children, Schools and Families.

A position dealing with schools might suit him better given that he's a former teacher.

He'll probably enjoy it more than being Police Minister for two reasons:

1) He won’t find himself talking about unruly youths all the time…er, actually scratch that one.

2)He won’t have to deal with a huge, monolithic group of public servants, who believe they’re overworked, underpaid and working in an impossible system…oh. Scratch that too.

It’s apparently a reward for the Notts MP’s loyalty to Gordon. The ultimate bonus is that he gets to work under Ed Balls now – something we’d all give our right arms to do.

2 comments:

subrosa said...

Hey LD surely you're being facetious about the right arm bit or you've said that because Ed's right arm is so busy stroking Gordon's ego.

Lobbydog said...

Facetious, moi?

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