This morning Lobbydog received a note from Lord Biro, of the Church of The Militant Elvis Party.
Attached was a copy of a letter the Lord had received from Peter Mandelson in 1997, in which Mandy thanked him for his advice and campaigning ideas.
Mandy wrote to Biro: "I will certainly bear them in mind when drawing up General Election campaigning plans.”
And what was this advice? – To wear a pair of suede shoes in order to appeal to the proletariat of course.
After Mandy was pictured last week wearing his smooth shoes Biro said: “At last he has taken my advice in order to regain their vote in 2010.”
I guess that really does mean they’re running out of ideas.
Tuesday, 18 August 2009
The REAL power behind Mandy
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Mandy's power is the millions of pounds extracted by various means, from the taxpayer.
Michael Gove was wearing brown suede slip ons during his Marr interview last Sunday.
I thought he must be going for the Clarke vote :)
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