Tuesday, 20 October 2009

Shop for a new Government?

Who said the Conservatives weren’t a party of substance?! I don’t know. Whoever it was they obviously never went to the Conservative shop.

Sorry, it's actually called 'Shop For Change'.

It’s a place where you can buy an “It’s time for change” baby grow – just in case you want to use your offspring as a campaign poster.

Or, if you don't fancy the tacky gimmick policies offered by New Labour, then the Tory shop has a whole range of tacky gimmicks, one of which I'm sure will be for you.

Try the "honk for change" car sticker or the "big government = big problems" tea towel.

Seriously though, if you are a Tory and I know you, and you’re thinking of buying me a Christmas present this year, the section on the site entitled “great gifts” should not be taken at face value.

2 comments:

Gordon Brown's Moral Compass Swinger said...

Lobbydog,
I know you have to fill space but this is sanctimonious drivel.

Lobbydog said...

I'll put you down on my Christmas list for a "honk for change" car sticker.

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