Home Office naughtiness

When Jacqui Smith got done last year for claiming for porn films on her expenses we all hoped the problem would not be more widespread.

I’m afraid I have a troubling announcement.

It seems a couple of Home Office employees have followed their leader’s example – two have been disciplined over the last few years after they looked at porn on their work computers, officials tell me.

People are always talking about how busy the department is, what with its broad range of duties and all.

But these two, at least, seemed to have had a bit of extra time on their hands.