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Boy: Can I have one of the ones without a picture on.
Hewitt: What time do you get off work?
Hewitt to boy: Call me if you want to see my puppies .. .. ..
And when you get to 18, we automatically add all the details from your ID Card to the suspected pedophile section of the sex offenders register.
No! Argh! No! Dear God - I thought she was dead and buried...
Boy: That woman stole my table cloth!
Boy to Hewitt: No thanks, I don't to cocaine. Perhaps your son might like it? I heard he had some taken by the pigs.