Lobbydog...

Wednesday 25 February 2009

I need cash to get home!

Dear Mr Straw,

My name is Lobbydog and I am a British journalist stranded in Europe.

I was walking around Austria when my wallet was stolen and so I have not been able to access my bank.

Please can you rescue me by sending £2billion as quickly as possible - cash rather than shares in any banks would be preferred.

See you in the morning lobbydoggies...

4 comments:

The Filthy Engineer said...

Dear Mr Lobbydog,

Due to the freedom of information act this would mean that my bank account details would be available.

respectfully then I ask you to piss off

Yours faithfully

J. Straw

Member of the most honourable order of Hypocrites

Oldrightie said...

Is that the £2 billion Gordo keeps in his trouser pocket for sweeties for the kiddies?

subrosa said...

Back from strudel-land then LD? Lucky man that you are to afford a European holiday. It may well be your last for a few years at this rate.

Andy said...

I think JS is in Nottm tomorrow opening our Speakers' Corner. Might be worth popping down with my camera.

I might even take minutes...

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