Dear Mr Straw,
My name is Lobbydog and I am a British journalist stranded in Europe.
I was walking around Austria when my wallet was stolen and so I have not been able to access my bank.
Please can you rescue me by sending £2billion as quickly as possible - cash rather than shares in any banks would be preferred.
See you in the morning lobbydoggies...
Wednesday, 25 February 2009
I need cash to get home!
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Dear Mr Lobbydog,
Due to the freedom of information act this would mean that my bank account details would be available.
respectfully then I ask you to piss off
Yours faithfully
J. Straw
Member of the most honourable order of Hypocrites
Is that the £2 billion Gordo keeps in his trouser pocket for sweeties for the kiddies?
Back from strudel-land then LD? Lucky man that you are to afford a European holiday. It may well be your last for a few years at this rate.
I think JS is in Nottm tomorrow opening our Speakers' Corner. Might be worth popping down with my camera.
I might even take minutes...
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