Wednesday, 18 February 2009

What if Darling got p*ssed?

Not a bad idea for next time he gives a statement to the Commons. It can't make his delivery any less riveting anyway?

Throwing in an "I larve yoo zhorzh," here and a "cermon y'poncy Tory basa," there would definitely combat those droopy eyelids.

I just got back from the Downing Street press conference where Japanese journalists kept asking the PM comical questions about their finance minister.

Shoichi Nakagawa stepped down after appearing in front hacks after one too many.

One asked what Brown would do if Darling did the same thing. Irritatingly he wouldn't be drawn.

3 comments:

an ex-apprentice said...

Dear Mr Dog,

A more useful contribution from your oriental colleagues would have been an explanation of the ancient custom of Seppuku, and the importance, in Japanese culture, of the concepts of duty and personal honour.

Lobbydog said...

Seppuku or 切腹 - literally meaning stomach-cutting, Seppuku is a form of Japanese ritual suicide by disembowelment.

Lobbydog said...

...for those of us that weren't aware of this attractive concept.

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