Gordon and Glenis sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G

I think Glenis Willmott was trying to convince me of the PM's popularity earlier and went too far.

The European Labour leader, an East Midlands MEP, told Lobbydog that Brown had a tactile welcome to Worksop on his visit earlier this week.

When he'd arrived, Willmott claimed, some women wanted to "kiss and cuddle him".

Really? I wonder if the onslaught of lust offended the PM's Presbyterian morals.

Or perhaps Willmott was projecting her desires on to others. Who knows?

Either way the thought of planting a smacker on one of those wobbly jowls sends a bit of a shiver down this dog's spine.